Passive Voice - Chapter 27
After making love it’s supposed to be a cozy no-nonsense picture. Two people lovingly showering and then going to bed together and then sleeping until the sunlight floods the bedroom. Then someone slowly wakes up and realizes that the other person is staring at him with deep affection, then a good morning kiss, and then the entanglement continues immediately after that…
But Lu Yao and Chu Zhi Han’s side was a completely different story.
“You just did me twice, twice! I just fucked you once why are you so aggrieved!”
“I’m not aggrieved! It’s that you’ve been doing it for half a day and it’s almost crippling me with pain and you can’t even push it in! You’re an idiot with only brute strength!”
On one side was Lu Yao, who still had dried up unknown stuff hanging brightly from her inner thighs, and on the other side was Chu Zhi Han, who was pouting and in pain. The two were plainly engaged in a tug of war.
“Forget it ……” Lu Yao huffed and puffed and sat on his butt on the bed. Chu Zhi Han moved over to rub against him, “Yao Yao?”
“Hmph.”
“Don’t be angry.”
“Hmph.”
“Next time I’ll let you do TOP, okay?”
“You have to keep your word!”
“Well ……,” Chu Zhi Han took Lu Yao into his arms. While reflecting seriously.
This brat actually still has the strength to counterattack …… Next time, he must do it until he can’t even get up.
After taking a bath the two were buried in the quilt and kissed each other. Say something I love you you love me meat numb words. The heart is full of something like honey that is about to overflow, as if it is called happiness.
Although they didn’t want to get up, certain physical problems still had to be solved. The two people’s stomachs were growling so much that it was about to become a touching symphony. After childishly crossing their fists it was decided that Lu Yao would get out of bed and cook instant noodles.
“I obviously ordered takeout ah, why do I need to cook something to eat.”
“The things you ordered have been sitting there for so long, can you still eat them in this freezing cold?!” Chu Zhi Han reached out and pushed his head, “Willingness to gamble is not enough.”
“Why is it that no matter what three games and two wins five games and three wins seven games and four wins …… no matter what it’s always me who loses ……” Lu Yao scratched his head as he got out of bed.
Because you only come out with scissors every time, dumbass.
Two people head to head buried together to eat noodles, every now and then BOBO a bit. It felt like a retarded couple.
“Move in with me tomorrow.” Chu Zhi Han rubbed the nape of Lu Yao’s neck.
“Why aren’t you the one moving in with me?”
“Because you probably won’t be able to afford the rent over here after you get fired.”
“Shit even if I get fired then because of who?!”
“It’s not like I asked you to be that shocking and give me a confession. If you come to my door and do a striptease, I’ll know what you want.”
“You’re beautiful.”
“I’m serious, let’s live together.”
The so-called cohabitation was nothing more than moving a few boxes from one side of the street to the other.
For Lu Yao, these days were full of beautiful things. Firstly, there was the sweetness of love, and secondly, the school miraculously didn’t make any noise. Instead, his class of students treated him as a legend who dared to love and hate, and a bunch of little girls chased after him to get his and Chu Zhi Han’s autographs. Chu Zhi Han every day to pick him up from work were surrounded by a group of female students asking questions. Inside there is actually in the end who is on and who is off this kind of problem.
What the hell are kids thinking nowadays ……
Later, Lu Yao heard that the old principal who came back from overseas was very supportive of him, and the old fossils below didn’t dare to move him.
Forget it, it’s just fine, the resume that was prepared is also not needed.
Lu Yao thought and threw his resume into the trash can. Nestled in the sofa, she looked at the man who was busy in the kitchen.
Chu Zhi Han was diligently learning to cook these days. Trying hard to be a qualified househusband. Mainly because Lu Yao was so excited after living in to commemorate their first day of living together that he took the initiative to ask to cook, and as a result, this first meal he burned almost brought the fire alarms, and the entire kitchen turned black.
“Is the latest fad …… to eat activated charcoal?” Lu Yao looked at the table full of black stuff and asked with a frightened heart.
“Don’t you know that ugly things are usually tastier?” Chu Zhi Han raised his eyebrows.
“It’s better for your old man to have such delicious food all to himself …… I’d better go out and eat a hamburger ……” Lu Yao stood up with shaky legs.
“Junk food.” Chu Zhi Han pulled him down by a handful, “How can it compare to my loving dinner?!”
“Look, this is braised pork.” Black braised pork?
“And this one you like to eat, cashew nut diced chicken.” Black diced chicken ……
“And this is bok choy.” Black bok choy ……
“Three vegetables and one soup, this one is turnip rib soup ………”
Geez, someone tell him how in the world he’s going to cook the soup black as well?
